i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I’M GONNA WEAR ALL OF THESE THINGS IMMEDIATELY AT ONCE
this is not a photograph of morgan freeman
WHAT IT IS IS PURE BLACK MAGIC WITCHERY
I watched this happen and I still dont believe it
HOW HIGH DOES THIS BISCUIT LOOK
Further studies in fluid dynamics.
It is amazing to me how nature’s most agile and biologically perfect hunters are also the laziest pieces of shit in the animal kingdom
use your legs
This cat and I are one and the same.
omg I’m in tears
The fact that it was obviously more than one person that sent them pizza. I love some people
This is wonderful.
The Water Cycle [theawkwardyeti]